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Li Nianfan knew who she was. The lady was naturally the main character ofChange Flying to the Moon. Her name was Change.

InJourney to the West, Change was the iconic female Immortal in the Heavenly Palace. She was not the one that Zhu Bajie flirted with. That was another Goddess.

Li Nianfan smiled and said, “I see, so youre Goddess Change. I wont be a trickster for your tears, Ill be punished by lightning.”

Change laughed shyly. She teased, “Dont say that, Lord Saint. Im afraid Ill be struck by lightning, too.” She was teasing the fact that Li Nianfan was the Deluxe Merit Saint.

“Haha, you have your looks, I have my talents. Were more or less the same.”

Li Nianfan laughed. Then, he invited, “Goddess Change, do you want to have a drink with me”

“I wont be courteous then.”

Change floated to the attic with her flowy dress and sat across Li Nianfan.

Li Nianfan looked at Goddess Change in front of him. He felt dazed. The big round moon in the background implied that the real Moon Goddess was sitting in front of him. The Moon Goddess was having a drink with him. What a fresh experience.

Li Nianfan took out a crystal glass and poured Change a drink. “Goddess Change, after

you.”

“Thanks, Lord Saint.” Change was bolder than Li Nianfan imagined. She raised the glass and chugged the wine.

She instantly blushed.

Li Nianfan had to remind her, “Um… Goddess Change, my wines quite potent. You should relax.”

Change smiled and said, “Dont worry, Lord Saint. My alcohol tolerance is quite high. Perhaps you want to save up on the beautiful wine”

“Ha, of course not. Feel free to drink as much as you want.” Li Nianfan smiled and waved it off. He looked at how flushed Change was and doubted her.

Soon, his doubts were evident.

Change was quite emotionally unstable because of Li Nianfans poem.

Change was drunk after the third glass of wine. She looked into Li Nianfans eyes and smiled. “Saint, your story-making skills are incredible. Even I was touched,” she said while she took out a small book.Change Flying to the Moon. The book also included pictures. It was sort of like a comic book.

Li Nianfan instantly felt awkward. The main character came to find him to argue.

He coughed softly and said, “I was forced to do so. Please, dont be mad at me, Goddess Change.”

“I dont blame you, I have to thank you.”

Change batted her eyelashes at Li Nianfan. Her pale face was flushed. Her breath smelled of alcohol as she said, “The storys beautiful. I became well-known because of it, some even call me the Moon Goddess. Im popular now, and my Moon Palace is no longer lonely and deserted.”

“As long as you like it, Goddess Change.”

“Ha, Mr. Li, do you know why I married Hou Yi in the first place”

Change talked to herself, “In the beginning, the Humans were born. They were weak. They barely survived amongst the Demons and the Witches. Thankfully, the Witches fought amongst themselves. Humans were able to survive and reproduce…”

Li Nianfan did not interrupt her. He was also curious about it. He quietly listened.

However, Change suddenly stopped talking. She picked up the wine gourd and poured herself another glass of wine. Then, she chugged it. She half-laid on the table. She went from a graceful Goddess to a drunk Goddess.

“Then, the father of the Witches was tricked by a Three-legged Golden Crow. He was burned alive. Hou Yi was one with the Witches. He wanted revenge. He took Di Juns ten sons out to play. They burned the earth and made the Humans suffer.”

Change paused. Then, she said, “The Humans decided to work together with the Witches. They were going to kill all ten sons of the Three-legged Golden Crow. It was biologically difficult for the Witches to procreate. So, they brought up the idea of marriage with Humans. They wanted to marry Humans so thered be more Witches.

“At that time, my father swore to end the suffering of the Humans. He accepted their idea. Hou Yi shot down the Suns to show sincerity. Then, I was married off to Hou Yi.”

Change spoke softly. Her beautiful eyes slowly closed because she was drunk. She had long, thick eyelashes.

Even so, she did not forget to refill her glass.

However, she was stopped by Li Nianfan. “Goddess Change, youre drunk. Stop drinking.”

“Nonsense. I have a high alcohol tolerance. How can I get drunk”

Change suddenly opened her eyes. Her eyes were bloodshot. She looked like she was about to act like a drunkard. She twisted her body and fought for the wine gourd. “You want to save up on the wine, right Ive been lonely for so many years. I finally found someone I can talk to so how can you be so stingy How about I dance for you” “No, please, dont!”

Plop!

She plopped on the table and went silent. She snored softly.

“Phew…thank God.” Li Nianfan felt grateful. If she went nuts on him, it would create a lot of rumors.

Change had an awesome background. Her father was Emperor Ku. He had a lot of Deluxe Merit and he was one of the original Five Emperors.

Truthfully, no one dared to flirt with Change.

However, it was unexpected that…the famous Goddess was a drunkard and she could not drink. Her alcohol tolerance was weak.

Li Nianfan looked at the snoring Change and felt troubled. He could not let her sleep on the open roof.Oh yeah, how much did she drink againSix glasses I think. So easily drunk.

He remembered that a wise prophet once said,If a girl isnt interested in you, her alcohol tolerance would be through the roof. If a girls interested in you, shed be wasted after a mere few glasses.

Li Nianfan stared at Change with wide eyes. He looked at her shut eyes and tried to be calm. He said, “Goddess Change Goddess Change” Li Nianfan probed. “I know you arent drunk. Stop trying to seduce me. Stop acting, get up.”

No reaction. Li Nianfan was blushing hard.No way, I cant keep staring at her. Something will go wrong.

“Goddess, wake up, Goddess.” He tried to poke Change with his finger. It seemed like she was completely wasted.

Li Nianfan licked his lips and stood up. He looked around and made sure no one noticed them. He saluted Change and said, “Im forced by the situation, sorry for the offense.”

He took a deep breath and slowly reached out to her. He searched for an area to place his hands and clenched his jaw. In the end, he carried her by the waist. Then, he started to walk downstairs.

The good news was that Change was very light. She was almost weightless so it was easy to carry her. The bad news was her body was too soft. She was soft and bouncy. Li Nianfan did not dare to use any force. Also, she was drunk. She unconsciously hugged Li Nianfan back.

Yikes.

Li Nianfan gasped and finally brought her downstairs.

He was about to sneak into a room but he suddenly heard acreak. Nanan and Dragin both curiously peeked inside.

The three of them made eye contact. They went silent.

Dragin looked at Change with wide eyes. She covered her mouth and exclaimed, “Brother, youve been bad!”

However… Li Nianfan felt like she somehow sounded excited.

As expected, her eyes lit up. She asked excitedly, “Do you need help” Nanan was more professional. She thoughtfully asked, “Do you need us to kill her”

Li Nianfan felt awkward. His face sank and said sternly, “You two came at the right time. Shes all yours. Also… No television for a month!”

Meanwhile, at the Western Sea.

A few Flying Fish Demons leaped through the waters surface into the air. They were soon at a mysterious sea border. Then, they swam into the depths of the sea.

They entered a dim sea cave. The Flying Fish Demons all transformed into half Human forms. They walked to the deepest part of the cave to meet an elder.

The elder had an extremely thick long beard and long hair. His beard was straight and long like a ribbon. His face was thin and he had a red dot on his forehead. He looked stern and powerful without even seeming angry.

He did not open his eyes. He calmly asked, “How was the battle at the Western Sea”

One of the Flying Fish Demons gulped. It answered in a trembling voice, “The Western Sea army…lost!”

The elder suddenly opened his eyes and frowned. He growled, “What happened”

The Flying Fish Demon immediately told him everything. The elder frowned harder.

“Deluxe Merit Flesh”

He hurriedly made some calculations with his fingers and found no answers. He felt confused and could not predict what was going to happen.

“The Absolute Era suddenly stopped. The secrets of the realm are puzzling and chaotic. Multiple change of events. It most probably is another catastrophe!”

The elder squinted. He glared as he said, “We Demons had a high chance to rise again after the catastrophe! Is that Octopus Demon stupid or something Why did it attack someone who was playing the zither How dare it touch the Deluxe Merit Flesh It ruined my big plans! It deserved to die!”

He groaned for a moment and said with a low voice, “The Heavenly Palace is something else. They have hidden tricks up their sleeves. Lets leave it be first. We should gather the Demons during this urgent time.”

The Flying Fish Demon said, “Ancestor, the Demons arent at peace either. The Southern Sea Dragons and the Kirins are acting up. Theyre quite ambitious. Also, the Fire Phoenix and the Nine-Tailed Fox are leading a big group of Demons. They wanted to gather the Demons, too. The weirdest part is the Dog Demons. The Dogs have been gathering. Were unsure of the reasons. I feel like…theres a bigger picture!”

“Dog Demons”

The elder sneered and scoffed, “Ha. After the catastrophe, everyone came out to play and forgot their place. They dare call themselves rulers now”-

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